2.) Pessimist: Oh, this can’t get any worse!
Optimist: Yes, it can!
3.) Q. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A. It’s ok, he woke up.
4.)Two snowmen are standing next to each other in a yard. One says to the other, “Funny, I smell carrots too.”
5.) Q. What do u call cheese that’s not yours?
A. NACHO CHEESE!!!
6.) Q. What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common?
A. Neither one can ride a bike.
7.) Q.What’s Brown and sticky?
7.) Q.What’s Brown and sticky?
A. A stick
8.) Q. How do you get a mouse to smile?
A. Say cheese!!
9.) A string walks into a bar. “Excuse me,” he asks “can I please have a drink?” “Nope” replies the bartender “we don’t serve strings.” Upset at the racism the string asks a fellow at the bar to buy him a drink. Seeing this the bartender picks him up and throws him out of the bar. The string walks over to a curb rubs himself against it and ties himself in a knot, then walks back into the bar. “Excuse me, can I please have a drink?” “Aren’t you the string that was just here?” asks the bartender. “No” came the answer, “I’m a frayed knot.”
10.) Q.what’s the best time to go to the dentist?
10.) Q.what’s the best time to go to the dentist?
A. tooth-hurty.
No comments:
Post a Comment